QotD: Hello, Cleveland!

If you had a band, what would you call yourselves?
Question submitted by Zoot.

The Master Of Your Disguise

It's like kind of rock but like serious music, you know? We're not just going to be another band that writes music and then sings lyrics to it, we're going to be a force for change. Change in the world, in the scene, change in the attitudes of not just our peers, but the world around us. Whatever you are, we're going to change you. It might not be for the better, and for that I am sorry, but sometimes change is good--even when it's bad.

Too many bands come out and they're like, "Oh, we have this one song we wrote, and the reason it sounds better than anything  else on our album is because we went into a really nice studio and recorded it with Gil 'Fuckin' Peternortonhowe who not only recorded Detroit's "Feared Dead" but also the Orchestral Interpretation of Feared Dead's last album. So you know, he does like that whole span of music."

I mean, what is that? That's bullshit right there. We're not about bullshit, we're about good music. Hanging with your buds and just fucking going, "Let's listen to something that will affect us in a positive or negative way. We don't care!"

And that is youth, and that is why the children are our future. Thank you.